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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:01 pm

McFuck wrote:jeff wode must be in touch with his inner woman! :lol:


lol, not quite, im in touch with sues inner woman as often as possible tho!!

anyhow mcfuck, ive a picture for you. specially taken at sleddale hall, with you in mind. i'll post it later on when i put my other pics up.
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:06 pm

Silage Heap wrote:Just bi. :lol:


lol, cool your boots man!!
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Feb 08, 2009 7:01 pm

jeff wode wrote:
anyhow mcfuck, ive a picture for you. specially taken at sleddale hall, with you in mind. i'll post it later on when i put my other pics up.


I can't wait! I won't leave my pc until then!
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:39 pm

jeff wode wrote:and so endeth the gospel according to the single man!!

personally, i love women. almost all my closest mates are women. i just get on with lasses. ive no problem understanding females at all. its the strange actions of many members of my own gender that often baffle me though!!



Do you live with a woman I wonder?

My mrs, who i'm sure will soon be my ex mrs, is as mad as a balloon. Has everything you could reasonably want in life - nice house, car, top education, well travelled, top job, good looking, good relationship .. but it's not enough. God only knows what she thinks life should be like

Bunch of psychos man!
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:47 pm

Wrigglesworth wrote:
jeff wode wrote:and so endeth the gospel according to the single man!!

personally, i love women. almost all my closest mates are women. i just get on with lasses. ive no problem understanding females at all. its the strange actions of many members of my own gender that often baffle me though!!



Do you live with a woman I wonder?

My mrs, who i'm sure will soon be my ex mrs, is as mad as a balloon. Has everything you could reasonably want in life - nice house, car, top education, well travelled, top job, good looking, good relationship .. but it's not enough. God only knows what she thinks life should be like

Bunch of psychos man!


yes i do, in fact i live with 3 women, my wonderful wife of 21 years , Sue, and our two fabulous teenaged daughters, ages 17 and 19. ive no problem with them at all. perhaps ive been lucky, but then again, you make your own luck dont you.
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:40 pm

yes .. i suppose so. You can't cheat fate though
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:41 am

I now agree that women are strange, and that my previous statement was a bad idea. Too much drink is a problem if a woman turns up.
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Sun May 17, 2009 12:30 am

Right, so starting relationship number three this year and it's looking good. No immediate signs of madness or 'deep issues'. I am a sucker for stunning blondes though so i could be overlooking certain qualities :)
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sun May 17, 2009 7:35 am

What's a relationship?
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sun May 17, 2009 4:52 pm

:? Well it must either be what PR people go on cruises on, or your grandmothers dodgy pelvis (you work it out) :mrgreen:
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Mon May 25, 2009 7:42 pm

lol! What's PR got to do with it?
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon May 25, 2009 9:09 pm

'Public '"Relation(s) Ship"'

'Relation's hip'
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Wed Jun 03, 2009 1:58 am

terrible I know
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Re: Women!

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Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:20 am

man delights me not, nor woman neither
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