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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:30 am

McFuck wrote:man delights me not, nor woman neither



,,,,, but balls however,,,,,,,,,,,
"imagine the size of his balls!"
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu Jun 04, 2009 8:38 pm

only your balls, my dear Mr. Wode :thumbup:
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:15 am

awwwww, shucks :oops:
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Lostat » Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:50 pm

Ever wonder when Withnail says "imagine the size of his balls", he might mean they're really tiny or non-existant? :lol:
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:08 am

That's what I always took it to mean. He was using steroids after all. :|
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:27 am

mcfuck has photographic proof!! :D
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:34 am

:lol: they were rather large :lol:

but when you go off the steroids - do your balls recover?
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:29 pm

my mrs says more than a handfull is a waste!!! :D
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Lostat » Sun Sep 06, 2009 3:16 pm

McFuck wrote::lol: they were rather large :lol:

but when you go off the steroids - do your balls recover?


They probably end up looking like a a tinned can of prunes, ten years after their sell-by date.
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Cool your boots » Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:10 pm

"And yet to me, what is this quintessence of dust? man delights not me: no, nor woman neither."
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by cakeandfinewine » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:19 am

I wonder why no women have replied to this thread...hhhmmm
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:48 pm

I was considering a separate thread called MEN! but since I have no complaints about either . . . . .
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Sat Oct 31, 2009 9:50 pm

McFuck wrote:I was considering a separate thread called MEN! but since I have no complaints about either . . . . .


I am sure you can rustle up a few in the kitchen... :wink:
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Making Time » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:09 am

Well, I've got some single male friends in their 40s who are wonderful, interesting, handsome gents.... but they're single. Why is that, you ask? Because they only set their sights on girls in their 20s that look like Barbie dolls. They have absolutely no realistic expectations. They grew up in the computer age looking at avatars of "women" with 18 inch waists and 60 inch chests, and real life girls with less than perfect physiques just don't catch their eye. In 20 years, they'll still be wondering why they can't find the perfect girl. It's so frustrating, because they're such good friends, and I'd like them to be happy... but short of hitting them in the head with a hammer, I don't know how to get the message through to them.
... followed by yet another anecdote about his sensitive crimes in a punt with a chap called Norman, who had red hair and a book of poetry stained with the butter drips from crumpets.
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Re: Women!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:37 am

They sound weird.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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