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U.K. POLITICIANS ARE WORSE THAN BENEFIT CHEATS

PostPosted by oomska » Mon Mar 30, 2009 8:41 pm

No surprise the lastest scandal involving the LOWEST FORM OF HUMAN LIFE commonly known as ( parliamentious politicious) with the exception of a few, these bastards who are greedily feasting on the hard working british peoples bank accounts and taking the food out of the mouths of the people who are more deserving of state hand outs, this is what is said to benefit cheats when they are caught, at least most benefit cheats do it to pay the bills and to eat, these gutteral low lifes with the blessing of the head of state (our lovely queen) who mostly live extremely comfortably anyway, screw the system that they created themselves and there is not one thing we can do about it .

Tommorow I shall fill in my own expenses claim for the following

1 x 60% pure, line of coke
1 x lap dance ( no extras )
1 x caravan ( penrith )
1 x blockbuster rental ( withnail and i ) of course
2 x tickets for Michael Jackson at the O2 arena

If i get caught then i can just apologise and say it was an oversight, well the blockbuster rental anyway
and then just payback what I openly stole off the british tax payer then just go back to work as normal no questions asked.

Bring back Oliver Cromwell I say, if you get a chance read his speech from 1653 upon dissolving parliament and the reasons therin.
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PostPosted by crooked » Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:09 pm

Come on, man. The only reason people get into politics is for the kickbacks and backhanders. Fair play to them, I say.
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PostPosted by oomska » Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:23 pm

crooked wrote:Come on, man. The only reason people get into politics is for the kickbacks and backhanders. Fair play to them, I say.



I guess he only watched a wee bit of porn and had a wank for only a few pounds worth. She's screwing our country on a daily basis for much more.
I wonder if they claimed for a box of man sized maxi tissues and a single sock? :thumbup:
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PostPosted by McFuck » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:59 am

here (hare) here! I can't believe that for once I know what you're referring to. :evil:

where's my freaking hare smiley!?!?
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PostPosted by oomska » Tue Mar 31, 2009 12:22 pm

McFuck wrote:here (hare) here! I can't believe that for once I know what you're referring to. :evil:

where's my freaking hare smiley!?!?



hare you go mrs Mac

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PostPosted by Parkin » Sat Apr 04, 2009 10:42 pm

I went to school in Redditch,. and worked there also ,..
Fuck knows why the cunt needed the porn when the streets are paved with right slags !!!

I have heard the rumour that his wife has a dick though :wink:
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PostPosted by oomska » Mon Apr 06, 2009 6:30 pm

oh yes while im in the mood for a moan, that Jackie smiths, spank the monkey PA husband of hers that we pay £40k a year for hasn`t even got low level IT skills if he cant find free porn on that FREE internet service that we are paying for, all tax free of course as they decided that all THEIR perks are not classed as benefits in kind like the rest of us mere mortals, ARE THESE FUCKERS IN POWER FOR REAL

BUT hey everybody knew that this was going on but we are all to busy voting on twat factor and shit on ice to be bothered to complain. :roll:
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Mon Apr 06, 2009 11:05 pm

time to sort these fuckers out once and for all I think...

Say you were given a lump of swiss cheese, an umbrella, 3 feet of rope and the task of overthrowing the government in 45 minutes using nothing but these objects, how would you go about it????
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Tue Apr 07, 2009 9:23 am

Can I start in London? Takes me longer than 45 minutes to get there.
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:39 pm

Yes.
Come on I was hoping for some imaginitive replies as to how it could be done, start thinking you boring fuckers!
Whoever comes up with the best idea will be rewarded with the privilege of carrying it out, and will of course be posthumously honoured.
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PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sun Apr 26, 2009 2:09 pm

I'm leaning towards setting Brown up in an autoasphyxiation pose with the rope and the cheese (even by today's standards cheese love is still condemned as morally indefensible) and with the umbrella up his fundament. Then all I need to do is put the items on his expense claim and make sure the rest of the cabinet is implicated. The moral opprobrium will be enough to have old ladies out on the streets making tea for the revolution.
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PostPosted by Lostat » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:32 am

There are some decent politicians around, sadly having their good reputations raped by the arsehole politicians. The problem I think is that jobs which seem to give a lot of power and "status" to people, attract people with big egos who love to talk the talk, but who have the professional ability of a single CJD-infected brain cell (not unlike the wankers that apply to appear on that TV show "The Apprentice").
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PostPosted by oomska » Mon May 18, 2009 11:31 pm

how fucking gut wrenchingly sickening it is too see the likes of hazel tears sorry blears waving around her cheque that she is paying back to the tax man the patronising fucker.
Here are the rules of tax evasion for normal people

If you evade lets say 10k in taxes, the tax man will punish you with a 50% fine, so add on another 5k then they will add on another figure which is at their discretion normally anything between 40% and 60% for their fees and interest so say another 50%, so the actual figure you have to pay is doubled, so 10k becomes 20k, however above the law politicians can decide for themselves how much they should payback, and im sure we will see a tide of prosecutions by CPS, NOT

OH WHAT A LOVELY SYSTEM THIS IS
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PostPosted by crooked » Tue May 19, 2009 12:15 am

I am quite frankly shocked that this story has even made the news at all. MPs in kickbacks shocker!!!!!

What the fuck do you think people go into politics for if not the kickbacks?
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PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue May 19, 2009 12:23 am

I just thought they went into Parliament cause nowhere else would have em...
but yeah its pretty sickening watching these politicians grovelling and saying how it was all wrong, funny that they never realised that until they got caught with their hand in the cookie jar. But its not just poli-tricksters up to no good, theres loads of businessmen, bankers, in fact whole businesses and banks evading tax on a massive level by being based on tax havens owned by guess who? Our wonderful, lovely can-do-no-wrong Queen. The whole things rotten to the core from the top to the bottom.
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