One of my friends is Irish and we're always doing the bar scene at school. But when it gets to 'What's your name, McFuck?' I just say, 'Actually it's McFadyen!' Because that is my name ~~~pointless story but oh well
These aren't accidents! They're throwing themselves into the road, GLADLY! Throwing themselves into the road to escape all this hideousness! THROW YOURSELF INTO THE ROAD DARLING, YOU HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE!