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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:28 pm

so they are against blood transfusions? that's bizarre. what if they are in an accident and need surgery?
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:13 pm

belated birthday greetings to you mcfuck, hope it was a good one.


as for jo-vo's i find that 'FUCK OFF YOU BUNCH OF CUNTS' tends to keep them at bay. either that or answering the door naked!
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by HE Bates » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:19 pm

Shit, late again.

Happy Birthday McFuck. Hope you had a pleasant, restful one. :wine: :drunk: :high:
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun Feb 05, 2012 11:57 pm

it was a fabulous birthday, but:

1. my mother STILL buys me clothes that are too small.
2. my mother STILL makes food that I don't eat any more.

MOM! I'm all grown up now and don't eat all that sugar!!
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:19 am

If it's not one thing it's your mother.
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by The Purveyor » Mon Feb 06, 2012 8:37 pm

crooked wrote:If it's not one thing it's your mother.

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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by McFuck » Wed Feb 08, 2012 3:26 am

and HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Jeff Wode (and his balls) and dear old Miss Blennerhassett.
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Wed Feb 08, 2012 8:38 am

Happy Birthday Jeff. :shock:
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by jeff wode » Wed Feb 08, 2012 2:12 pm

well, thanks awfully chaps. i had a splendid day of idleness!
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by HE Bates » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:02 am

These birthdays are now coming in thick and fast.

Belated greetings on your birthday, Mr Wode.
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:53 pm

Happy Birthday Mr Wode, sorry I'm late. Glad you had a nice day of idleness. :D
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by Ellietronic » Mon Feb 13, 2012 2:22 pm

McFuck wrote:so they are against blood transfusions? that's bizarre. what if they are in an accident and need surgery?


Then they die. Because apparently, it's God's will. Nevermind, it means one less of the fuckers to bother us. :P
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:09 pm

I don't so much mind people being religious, as that they get to bring up their children the same way. Should be illegal to expose children to religion until fourteen or something.
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by crooked » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:33 pm

I almost agree but I think that all children should be taught as much as possible about as many different religions as possible from the earliest possible age.
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Re: It's my birthday!

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:42 pm

Well, as long as no one's telling them one's the right one then I suppose that has the same sort of effect, that could work.
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