Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by Silage Heap » Tue May 05, 2009 1:13 am

Well all this about 9 new cases in the UK had me momentarily worried, but then they ended the article with "if you think you have the virus, visit our website" instead of "if you think you have the virus kindly burn all your clothes and possessions, dig a hole in your back garden and bury yourself alive, and we may run short of space for graves so if you could bury yourself standing up we'd all appreciate it. Thank you and goodnight."

So I don't think we have too much to fear. Yet.
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue May 05, 2009 2:14 am

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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by jeff wode » Tue May 05, 2009 11:17 am

of course, the cyniucal and anti capitalists amongst us will notice that aside from mexicans, this seems to have exclusively effected rich westerners who can afford to jolly off to mexico for spring half term holidays. both the schools shut in the uk were private schools where the kids involved had been on hols to mexico with the folks.

so the pigs are killing the rich!!!! :D :D :D

its all shite anyway. more folk have died on the roads since this started but i see no mad worldwide road safety campaign!!
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue May 05, 2009 8:30 pm

jeff wode wrote:its all shite anyway. more folk have died on the roads since this started but i see no mad worldwide road safety campaign!!


I think you're more likely to win the lottery or get struck by lightning than catch the flu.
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by Parkin » Wed May 13, 2009 11:45 pm

My medication leaves me with no immune system,.. I live in a block of flats, where I share the lift and door with all types. Then I go on the bus to work and share that with fuck knows who,.. then I go to a fuckin museum where all the people of the world go into,.. if any cunt is gonna get it, then it is me !!!

But I can't be arsed, as I'm a lazy fucker !! :lol:
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by Wrigglesworth » Mon May 25, 2009 7:36 pm

In the words of Vyvian (The Young Ones) - 'it's not a pig, it's a ferret!'
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Mon May 25, 2009 9:07 pm

In the words of the same "That was nearly a full bottle of vodka!"
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by McFuck » Tue May 26, 2009 3:04 pm

more important that swine flu, my cable tv's just gone out, what are you going to do about it?

I can't really call to complain, as I wasn't paying for it in the first place. I miss the weather channel. :(
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Tue May 26, 2009 7:40 pm

Sausages,plants and goldfish.
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by McFuck » Thu May 28, 2009 1:28 am

CHICAGO (AP) — A second person in Illinois has died from complications of swine flu — pushing the world's death toll past 100.

Wow! 100 people out of 6 billion have died! what are the chances?!?!?!
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by Parkin » Sat May 30, 2009 12:13 am

I'm coughing up 'throat-bogies' ,..!! Have i got it !! ??
Also got a coldsore and a 'sty' in my eye !! :shock:
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sun May 31, 2009 5:30 pm

Parkin you have syphilis.
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by McFuck » Sun May 31, 2009 5:40 pm

don't be silly, you can't get syphilis from your hand!
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by Withwine and I » Sun May 31, 2009 10:55 pm

You don't know where it's been!
They found him wandering round Regent's Park with a cheap bottle of sherry...

And like a fool I mixed them and it strangled up my mind, and now people just get uglier and I have no sense of time...
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Re: Pig flu - end of the world or absolute twaddle?

PostPosted by haveyougotsoup » Sun May 31, 2009 11:10 pm

You don't want to know.
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